I get fitted for this weird little device that clips over your two front teeth and rests on the roof of your mouth to keep your teeth from meeting each other. It looks like, for lack of a better term, Bugs Bunny.
|Photo courtesy of ME outside the dentists office. |
*Preface- I work as corporate security personnel at a client site. I manage payroll, schedules, paperwork etc. for all the guards here.
Me- So I did it! I slept with the night guard.
Me- No! Not one of my guards! *laughter* I slept with the night guard in my mouth!
Mom- *bigger laughter*
Me- AGHHH no! The bite plate. I slept with the bite plate in my mouth. Not a guard....in my mouth. Geez, Ma!
Mom- You haven't said that to anyone else yet, right?
Mom- *laughing* Good! DON'T!